Muffins

The other day, I was with my girlfriend in a coffee shop, and I saw the largest muffin I have ever seen in my life. Three of them sitting right next to each other. It’s actually more frightening as I look back on it now than it was at the time. These were about ten times the size of normal muffins. Enormous. Small footstools, they were. Family-style muffins. For a large family. Imagine eating one of those in one sitting. Holy crap. That’d be your daily value of carbohydrates for about the next week.