Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Chocolate Massage

What's the deal with a chocolate massage, anyway? So you get chocolate rubbed all over you by someone you don't know, and then what? You're just supposed to wash it off? Well what good is that? Waste of chocolate. Why use something as tasty as chocolate if you're not going to eat it? Why not use something else with the same consistency and feel, but not the sweetness? Unless someone is going to be licking that chocolate off of you, I don't see the point in having it put on in the first place.