Saturday, January 5, 2013

Yes, I'm Still Here

Wow...yeah, it's been a little while since my last post. I've certainly been writing--just haven't transferred the stuff to this here blog yet. Life happens, you know? But material is coming your way, so look out, readers! All 7 of you. I hope nobody has a heart attack from sheer shock at seeing that Ryan Zanoni has actually posted something new, or thinks that my blog has been hacked. No, it's really me, I assure you. This little post here is an announcement that I'm still alive, and not only alive but also posting again. How about that? Like a phoenix rising from the ashes--nope, not gonna do that. It's too late in the night for similes. I'm tired and ready for bed. Like Odysseus after returning home from a long, treacherous voyage at sea, following battles and numerous brushes with death, and killing the suitors who attempted to win the affections of his wife. My day was sort of similar to Odysseus': After a long, treacherous week of work at my office writing job, I woke up this morning, completed a forty-five minute weightlifting workout, bathed, brought my TV on a voyage to the repair shop, went on another voyage to purchase a spaghetti squash and parmesan cheese for dinner, watched some comedy on my tablet, and then realized I had not posted on my blog in two years. Hmmm. Looks like I actually did more than Odysseus. C'mon, Odysseus. Work on your time management. Do you even know what a tablet is? No, I'm not talking about stones. God, Odysseus! Really? Anyway, I wish you all a happy and healthy New Year, and I look forward to sharing many more of my thoughts and feelings with you as 2013 rolls on. And please, tell your family, friends and colleagues about my blog and encourage them to check it out!